Funny Riddles | Funny Riddles with Answers | Riddles for Fun | Funny Riddles in English | April 2023
1. What has four legs in the morning, two legs in the afternoon, and three legs in the evening?
Answer: A human. (Crawling on hands and knees as a baby, walking on two legs as an adult, and using a cane in old age)
2. What goes up but never comes down?
Answer: Age.
3. What starts with "E," ends with "E," but only contains one letter?
Answer: An envelope.
4. What has a heart that doesn't beat?
Answer: An artichoke.
5. I am not alive, but I grow; I don't have lungs, but I need air; I don't have a mouth, but water kills me. What am I?
Answer: Fire.
6. What is always in front of you but can't be seen?
Answer: The future.
7. What is full of holes but still holds water?
Answer: A sponge.
8. What has a head and a tail but no body?
Answer: A coin.
9. What goes around the world but stays in the corner?
Answer: A stamp.
10. What has four wheels and flies?
Answer: A garbage truck.
11. What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when you throw it away?
Answer: Charcoal.
12. What has a thumb and four fingers but is not alive?
Answer: A glove.
13. I am always hungry, I must always be fed. The finger I touch, will soon turn red. What am I?
Answer: Fire.
14. What has one eye but cannot see?
Answer: A needle.
15. What has four eyes but can't see?
Answer: Mississippi.
16. What is brown and sticky?
Answer: A stick.
17. What has a neck but no head?
Answer: A bottle.
18. What is so fragile that saying its name breaks it?
Answer: Silence.
19. What has a bottom at the top?
Answer: Your legs.
20. What is at the end of a rainbow?
Answer: The letter "w".
21. What has a foot but no legs?
Answer: A snail.
22. What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
Answer: Spelling.
23. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark?
Answer: Frostbite.
24. What is brown, hairy, and wears sunglasses?
Answer: A coconut on vacation.
25. What has four wheels and flies?
Answer: A garbage truck.
26. What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
Answer: Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
27. Why did the tomato turn red?
Answer: Because it saw the salad dressing.
28. Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Answer: Because it felt crummy.
29. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Answer: Because he was outstanding in his field.
30. What do you call an alligator in a vest?
Answer: An investigator.
31. What do you call a fake noodle?
Answer: An impasta.
32. What do you call a group of cows playing instruments?
Answer: A moo-sical band.
33. What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Answer: "Between us, something smells!"
34. What did the big flower say to the little flower?
Answer: "Hey, bud!"
35. What did the ocean say to the beach?
Answer: "Thanks for all the waves."
36. What is a pirate's favorite letter?
Answer: "Arrr!"
37. What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
Answer: A stick.
38. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
Answer: An abdominal snowman.
39. Why did the chicken cross the playground?
Answer: To get to the other slide.
40. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
Answer: It was two-tired.
41. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Answer: Frostbite.
42. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Answer: In case he got a hole-in-one.
43. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Answer: A gummy bear.
44. Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Answer: Because they make up everything.
45. Why was the math book sad?
Answer: Because it had too many problems.
46. What do you call a boomerang that always comes back?
Answer: A stick.
47. Why don't seagulls fly by the bay?
Answer: Because then they would be bagels.
48. Why did the hipster burn his tongue?
Answer: He drank his coffee before it was cool.
49. What do you call a cheese that isn't yours?
Answer: Nacho cheese.
50. What do you call a pile of cats?
Answer: A meowtain.
